Have you ever just looked at something that made you think, "something about this doesn't add up"?
Either there's something where it shouldn't be, or something isn't where it should be, you get me?
In any case, you might need to ponder on these pics for a hot minute.
The only thing more evil than this sweater is wearing stripes with plaid or white after Labor Day.
But when you build your car dealership next to a pool, you need to work with what you've got. The good news is, his entire body can be used as a flotation device.
This is actually a weird new method of speed dating for the elderly: whomever's dentures you get a slice of, you have to go on a date with. It's like a weird Cinderella system with teeth instead of shoes.
In addition to being the High Priest of the Great Old Ones, the Great Dreamer, and Sleeper of R'lyeh, Cthulhu is the patron saint of crawdads and dipping sauce.
That'd be quite the business model, actually.
"Come down to Moe's Laundromat & Tattooery, where the only thing that gets inked is you! Help yourself to the watermelon halves interspersed throughout the establishment."
Final injury tally: 27 broken bones, 48 fractures, and 300 ruined childhoods.
Just make sure whoever's in there has actually passed on.
Still, I would probably prefer a killer robot chasing me at night than the spider Volkswagen from hell. This must be the Slenderman's summer car.
A little bit clever, a lot a bit questionable. But if it works, it ain't stupid, I guess.
He's definitely got a green thumb, but I don't think that makes for a great pick up line.
Sorry to any vegetarians reading this, I know that was dark.
Big brain: playing the fireplace channel when you have a perfectly good fireplace
Galaxy brain: getting someone to dress up as fire and sit in your fireplace.
This is a pretty good representation of my problem-solving skills, actually.
A day pass is just $15, but I think there have been plenty of people slippin' right in.
The trick is fitting the antlers in, because those things don't fold easy.
