Oh husbands. Why are you the way you are?
We love you, of course, but sometimes you leave us scratching our heads and wondering how you ever managed to survive this long without us. Because if our marriage is any indication, you'd pretty much be useless if you didn't have us there to help you out along the way.
If this sounds like the man in your life, I think you're really going to enjoy these quotes!
I don't understand the science behind this one myself, but all I can tell you is if you move something, even if only slightly, it will suddenly and inexplicably become totally invisible to your husband.
Seriously, try it.
Just sit back and watch in silent satisfaction as he tries to negotiate your 4-year-old into eating peas while the 2-year-old screams from his highchair and the 6-year-old complains that her food is touching.
Yeah, dinnertime is tough, but do we think he'd be able to deal with them for 12 hours of the day by himself? No way.
What's even worse is that he will dump all 12 of those dirty dishes into the sink (even though the dishwasher is empty and just waiting for such dishes to be placed in it), and he'll walk away in blissful ignorance of the mess he so kindly left behind for you.
Seriously, has he ever once washed a dish? What would he do if there suddenly just weren't any clean ones in the cupboard?
Can't find your belt? Well, I don't suppose it would be in the drawer where all the rest of your belts usually are, right? No? Didn't look there?
Alright, you just keep stomping around the house and complaining while I wait for you to calm down long enough for me to explain exactly where it is. (Hint: it's in that drawer I mentioned earlier.)
