Sometimes a relationship has clearly run its course and the best thing to do is to break it off. It hurts to stop seeing someone, but the tornado of feelings involved often makes breaking contact the best course of action.
If only some exes could understand that. But as this list proves, sometimes it takes a little more than "new phone, who dis" to get the message across.
But it's a good thing he did because the world would've been much poorer without this savage response.
And it seems like a powerful swing, too.
I think the "three strikes and you're out" rule was more than fair here. Hopefully, this ex can take the hint that this means "stay out."
Strap in, folks, because this is probably the most good-natured exchange we're gonna see today. At least somebody found their way to the same page.
If I really felt like being annoying, I'd have shown up with an urn so I can properly lay my stuff to rest.
I'm not sure how she came across this information, but I have a feeling she really didn't hate to be the bearer of bad news here.
Granted, that scenario would probably make the "nope" a little louder but it should send the same message.
And if they still don't get it, something like "you should probably do something about that" would likely do the trick.
Although I'm guessing that the response would have been pretty much the same no matter what random picture he went with.
After all, nothing inspires confidence in your declaration of love and regret like forgetting how to spell your beloved's name.
Honestly, I'd have to really not be over it if I'm not laughing at my ex and her beau giving me the same bewildered look.
Still, that breakup must have really been messy because I think my ex could actually get me to do this if she was offering payment.
And yeah, they didn't sign a binding agreement, so I think it's time to let that quesadilla go. At least now they can spell it for next time.
I mean, I would probably have the same response to that opening speech with about the same number of "ha's."
But yes, let's hope that clarification gets that ex to stop worrying about this person's soul.
What I do know is that sometimes, you just have to move on and book an optometrist appointment.
That's not a piece of advice I give out very often.
Sometimes the only winning move is not to play, homie. That's especially true when you're this bad at the game.
I can't argue with how this move sends a message, but I don't really like the risk of having to remember my voicemail passcode.
