16 Insane Things People Did For Their Followers

They do, however, seem to need a #RandomSelfie or two to capture this perfect moment. Hopefully it was a drill and their selfies were the only thing that were on fire that day.

I really hope that they let her keep that money, otherwise they basically just pimped out their grandmother for 57 likes.

Firstly, saying you've got too much thyme on your hands suggests that you think there's an appropriate amount to have on your hands. Thyme doesn't go on your hands, it goes on food. Secondly, you have WAY too much time on your hands if you're wasting it like this. Get a hobby.

Aside from the guy who got half his cookie tossed at the end, I'd probably be pretty pissed at that, too.

Wait, that's what they're for, right? I don't have any kids, but I kinda thought the whole point was so that you had this little person you could use to do things like vacuum the living room, gain access to bouncy castles, and exploit for social media likes.

Usually those kind of people end up in the adult entertainment industry. Amazingly, this girl found a way to satisfy that urge without airing out her daddy issues. I'd throw a heart on that.

Guess what? Most people have no idea what art actually is, which means that you can take ownership over telling them. You think that window is art? Then so it shall be — and BAM, 14 likes. You've socially engineered your way in an ego boost. Congrats!

If you want to shamelessly post a selfie, just do it! Don't try and pretend that it was an accident, because no one is buying it, and TBH, it makes you look a bit desperate.

Her face was dangerously close to the sink beside her, and I doubt that her dental insurance covers stunting for the 'Gram.

Protip: If the game cartridge doesn't actually fit, it's probably not for the right console.

I'm pretty sure that his friends taking a picture and blowing his cover didn't do him any favors, but if you're gonna be shady AF and lie to a girl like that, then maybe you deserve it.

Here in the garden, we have the wild Snapchatter, exhibiting behaviors of deceit. By pretending to be somewhere he is not, he is effectively alluding to his followers that he has a life, when in fact, the creature is alone in the grass.

Usually, the goal is to protect your children from the monsters in their closet, but that begs the question— what if they're the monsters?! Then it's your fault, and you've failed as a parent.

Seriously though, how long did someone have to stand there holding chopsticks for this to freeze like this? Just picture it.

You can't just kill your wife so that you can use her corpse to make your baby look like it has a giant body!

Snakes don't even like carrots! I guess he can use them as pretty convincing camouflage, but hopefully no one mistakes him for a vegetable or he'll probably bite back. Hopefully your followers liked it though!