Some things are better left misunderstood. This is especially true when it comes to anything and everything you find online.
When you really get right down to it, the less you know, the happier you’ll be. Trust me on this one. Sometimes a little mystery and confusion can make everything much more entertaining (unless you’re these people, of course).
If anything, this cover bends the physical laws of the universe, so it should have been called the science issue.
I’ve been out of the game for far too long to know what the kids are doing on dating apps nowadays. Someone fill me in.
I can guarantee you that they won’t appreciate the murdery vibes that this style of jewelry exudes.
Not that anyone would ever wonder that, because why on earth would they? It’s 2018, and there are so many more important things to worry about.
Personally, I don’t want to be excreting glitter for the remainder of my life, so I think I’m gonna have to pass on this one. Thanks anyway, I guess.
I can see why you’d want to use them this way, but you can’t just go into God’s home and take whatever you want. Mind ya manners.
I don't think anyone can save this man, unless or until he decides to save himself.
Way to make the one food that got me through university disgusting. It was pretty much the only thing I could eat daily without eventually vomiting at the smell of it.
Listen, I know it’s tempting, but you’re playing a dangerous game. If they can’t be bothered to label it right, can they be bothered to make sure an evil genius didn’t poison it?
But, on the other hand, why the heck would they? They probably have better things to worry about.
Also, how did this even happen? I’m all kinds of confused about this pic.
How is anyone supposed to use this for more than one night? There’s simply not enough toothpaste in that tiny tube for even one little toothbrush.
Unfortunately, it's also the best way to make your roommate move out in with zero warning, so it's not the most cost-effective idea.
Maybe I'm getting a little ahead of myself.
If you think that this reason is way too specific to be true, then you'd be dead wrong.
Just kidding. It does.
A cardboard box can't actually pass as a functioning automobile. Sorry, bro.
If you can't raise a fish, then I really don't know if you'll be able to keep yourself alive. You may want to stay at home forever.
Either way, I'm laughing, so it doesn't really matter.
If you can't spell it, you have to give it to me to eat.
Honestly, I would kill to have a job title that baller.
I’m so glad I could be here to lead you out of the darkness and into the light of pure happiness.
Actually, that candle would be half gone before I realized that I wasn’t even ingesting Froot Loops, because that’s how hangry I can get.
Sure, it’s a little creepy. But at the same time, I kinda feel bad for him.
Actually, I’m not going anywhere. That is apocalypse material, and I will be boycotting that whole thing until the zombies take me away.
