So here's the thing: I love me a little weirdness. It keeps me on my toes, and never fails to surprise my progressively pessimistic heart.
However, there is a fine line between strangely beautiful and tragically terrifying. I will warn you now, these pictures toe that line right down the middle, so proceed with caution.
It's just a really strange combination of things to advertise. I just have to know how this business endeavor came about.
Maybe I'm being too harsh...or maybe I'm not being harsh enough.
I may be the with the minority of people who just assume someone is hitching a free ride.
They've been raised and now it's time for them to leave the nest.
There's a good kind of attention, and then there's this kind of attention. You should be able to draw a stark distinction between the two.
It's as if these "sandwich artists" haven't even seen a good ol' fashion submarine sandwich in the flesh.
I mean, if an entire slice of bread is being used as a crouton, then we have a problem. Also, is that a Kraft Single?
Just trust me on this one. You have to take time enjoying the good things in life, because YOLO.
After seeing this sign, I'm wondering the same thing about myself. Way to make me question my entire existence.
Tacos are great! Fish tacos are even better, so why wouldn't fish like tacos? I like fish tacos.
You picking up what I'm putting down?
Way to waste a bunch of perfectly good food by enveloping it in gelatin.
It's hard to not look completely insane rocking a crop top Champion sweatshirt, opaque plastic pants, and shoelaces up to my knees.
This is the kind of artwork I would like to cover every single wall of my home.
If you're unhappy in your marriage, getting hit on by another man seems like the only reasonable way to fix it.
I put woman in brackets because I know that every single woman wouldn't be interested in wasting their money on something like this.
Meaning, I don't think any amount of glitter can make up for the fact that it's still an ankle monitor.
If anything, I would want it to blend in.
That being said, this went viral, so hopefully this person will get a good kickback out of it.
It just looks super cumbersome if you're planning to do anything but lean against a slanted wall.
I mean, I don't really want someone cutting hair directly beside someone who is grilling my food.
Let's hope that these two will be the only ones consuming this feast.
Some dogs love a good soak, especially with their favorite human. It helps them shake off the stresses of the day.
Although this looks like the perfect pantsuit for Thanksgiving dinner, it's probably been fashioned from a pair of Shaq's old pj pants. There's just no other explanation.
I'm amused, but I'm also concerned. It's a weird combination of feelings.
Normally, I would be cringing in fear, but for some reason, I think this guy is really cute. I guess they've bonded for life, so there's no chance I can sneak in and steal him.
