Hollywood has no shortage of eye candy, but there are, of course, your obvious choices of cuddle buddy — the Brad Pitts and Margot Robbies of the world — but what about those whose sex appeal isn't quite as pronounced?
Below is a list of celebrities that people secretly want to sleep with but are too embarrassed to admit it. Have a look below and see how your secret crush ranks among the rest of the Hollywood elite.
Why Reddit user pocketvirgin would be embarrassed about wanting to sleep with Colin Mochrie is beyond me. The man used to slay on Whose Line Is It Anyway and I'm sure those skills would translate.
Redditor G_Ram3 would love nothing more than to take celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay to bed. However, they're slightly concerned with how critical he may be of their performance.
"I want to [expletive] Sam Eliott[sic]. He's over twice my age and I'm a lesbian, I still want to [expletive] him. The older he gets, the more attractive I find him. I want to break his hips." - Reddit u/knittybitty123
I don't think that Redditor Aselleus has any reason to be embarrassed at all. Sure, if all you know of Bob Odenkirk is Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, I could see where you're coming from. But have you seen him in Nobody? The man is a closet badass.
In case anyone hasn't seen it, John Lithgow plays Winston Churchill in The Crown. So I guess ZeekOwl91 is either into powerful men or decrepit old grandpas.
"The embarrassing part is the fact that he's genuinely old enough to be my grandfather," said Reddit user Iliketoomanysingers.
Anyone who would be embarrassed about sleeping with Willem Dafoe clearly needs to watch Platoon. The man is dripping with sex appeal.
So I think it goes without saying that Redditor SnooBunnies9328 wins the award for the most unique choice of guilty pleasure.
Sure, Alan Alda might not be the man he once was, but if we're talking Alan Alda circa his days spent on the set of M*A*S*H, then I'm all for it.
They say that a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. I don't know if I could fathom sleeping with such a childhood icon, but I'd definitely be game for a lullaby.
"Something about those Mary Poppins petticoats and the parasol awakens my Chim-Chim-Cheree", quipped Reddit user Knockatize.
h/t: Reddit
