16 Super Cringey Tinder Fails

You can't really blame the guy. He just wanted to make sure the odds were in his favor, right? The trick is to be a bit more sneaky about it.

This answer is the realest thing I've ever seen in my life. It's also most likely what I'm wearing at any given moment, including when I'm at work.

Whether she ran at the actual visual, or the insane amount of apparent low self-esteem, maybe it is best not to immediately compare yourself to a goblin.

This mom just thinks she's looking out for her son's best interests, but in the end she's keeping him single AF.

Confidence is one thing, but this is a joke! If anyone ever approached me with a line like this, I think I'd throw up a little bit in my mouth.

You know what? Stop trying so hard, guys. Why not go with a standard, "Hello?" Why does every opening line have to sound like this?

Although, truth be told, his opener probably would have worked on me and I likely would not have known it's an old joke. Also, charge your battery.

Again, a standard greeting would suffice. It's almost like guys do this crap on a dare, because who speaks like this?

And ugh, these types of sext messages always gross me out. There is some cheesy quality to them that gives me the shivers. Yucky stuff.

Although technically these facts could make you cold, as global warming can lead to an ice age... but that's none of my business. Ahem.

I really hope she gave him a chance. I also hope that he actually turned out to be a pirate and that they're now living happily aboard his ship.

First, this entire list has been about men failing, not women. Second, wouldn't your children cross your mind when thinking of a new life partner?

Wow, the dating world is tough for men. And this makes me happy. Something has to be tough for men, am I right, ladies? Am I?

Just when he thought he had hit the jackpot, this happens. But bro, no worries, one of those 11 unread messaged might just be the gal of your dreams!

If the joke is going to land, it's gotta be good.

God bless him for being so sweet and naÏve, but methinks this might be his last night with a "wife." She might have a boyfriend now.