12+ People Who Are Living Out All Of Our Goals

Updated September 8, 2021

The more we think about the things we want, the more likely we are to see somebody else who already has them. And they always look just as happy about it as we've always pictured ourselves feeling.

By the way, this doesn't have to involve big, life-changing things like finding the perfect bae or winning the lottery. Looking at someone and thinking, "Oh my God, where did you get that brownie?" is perfectly valid, too.

So I'm not sure how we're supposed to feel after seeing this many people win, but maybe someday they'll show us how they did it.

1. Well, I'm not sure how promotions work at charity shops, but they'll have to think of something after whoever did this sells every picture frame in the place.

Instagram | @kalesalad

I'm envisioning a world where people don't even put their family photos in these, but leave them as-is, instead.

It's beautiful.

2. The only problem with this kind of genius is that I can see a lot of ways for it to backfire.

Instagram | @cunform

While it would be great to have a dog that plays my games instead of chewing on them, losing to a dog would be embarrassing, to say the least.

3. Everybody's gonna tell me their dog is the best, but I know they still dream of having a dog this polite.

Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

We didn't have this move down until we were at least 13 years old, but this doggo figured it out all on her own.

We don't deserve dogs.

4. I like how this guy put a little circle around his fries. Considering how many days fries have improved, maybe it's a halo.

Instagram | @kalesalad

Actually, I wouldn't count on anybody noticing this until a new owner shows up or something.

And even they'll think it's perfectly fine.

5. Hahaha, nobody is gonna be ready when the CEO bursts in tomorrow demanding why nobody's fixed this important issue.

Reddit | torof

And yeah, you're right, the CEO probably does have their own private bathroom. But I bet this workplace hero will eventually make them sick of hearing about this.

6. Haha, these paramedics obviously weren't in that big of a hurry if they stopped to handle this serious emergency.

Reddit | morris_maaa

I guess the only advantage to getting hit by one of these is that the driver knows exactly what kind of damage they did.

"Now, just stay still."

7. Man, it's hard not to be jealous when two buddies could legitimately turn into Samuel L. Jackson if they did the fusion dance.

Instagram | @realbigmoods

At the same time, that would make it all the more tragic when they realize the fusion dance isn't real.

Maybe we're better off...

8. Only a magician would actually get much practical use out of stashing a secret bird, but I still want to right now.

Reddit | Petaaa

I don't know if it's the fact that it's somehow not pecking her or just how adorable it looks, but you can't stop me!

9. I mean, the distance between this couple isn't necessarily goals, but the way they're dealing with it certainly is.

Instagram | @will_ent

It's also kind of funny to throw such warm, fuzzy feelings on such a silly picture, but isn't that always how love works?

10. It's kinda hard to think of a Halloween costume that people are actually scared of anymore, but I think this lady just managed.

Reddit | Skrenager

Anyone who meets this lady is gonna have some funky dreams that night, and if nothing else, you gotta respect that.

11. Haha, I love how this guy put shades on just so we have all the evidence we need that he's the man.

Reddit | Wintercearig_ret

Like, I wouldn't be surprised if this guy wasn't even trying to get anywhere in particular. He's just surveying his kingdom at this point.

12. I thought that "drunk goals" were just waking up without feeling like Thor played whack-a-mole with your head, but apparently, I'm not thinking big enough.

Instagram | @x__antisocial_butterfly__x

It's only really productive if they check this design to make sure the plane won't burst into flames, but still...

13. If this was that easy to do, half the kids in my class would've looked like this on Halloween.

Reddit | towshow7

I guess they just lacked the vision to picture how easily jeans can look like Sub-Zero's weird ninja armor.

This kid just opened some doors for us.

14. Now that we've finally proven that there's no type of dress that can't have pockets, the revolution has finally started.

Instagram | @kalesalad

Now we just need a way to make the wedding dress cost less than a down payment on a house, and we're in business.

15. I really love the idea of taking this kid through a haunted house only for him to make friends with all the monsters and maniacs inside.

Reddit | thePainesuggestion

And not just because the idea of someone growling, "Hello, little Billy" and scaring everybody apart from the kid is hilarious.

16. Yeah, there may be some dispute over who invented the phone cord cradle, but we're definitely all gonna use it now.

Instagram | @kalesalad

I kinda wish that these super-advanced future people would help us solve our bigger problems, though. Not just how to comfortably charge our phones.

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