This Veterinarian's Hilarious Signs Will Have You Howling

Dan
Humorous sign outside vet's office
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A veterinary clinic probably isn't top of mind for most people when it comes to puns and general hilarity, but one clinic has proven that it's got jokes.

The Carroll County Veterinary Clinic in Maryland has attracted a viral following for the witty signs it consistently posts by the side of the road.

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This just goes to show that statistics can prove anything, maybe.

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It's also weird that there's 'cue' — a word pronounced exactly the same way while containing no letter Q.

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Sometimes the vet skips the puns and hits you right in the feels.

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This is why it's critical to always have a coffee resupply plan, whether it's a drive-thru or a French press.

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This isn't quite true. Some people might heat up Eggo waffles.

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Sometimes the work week does feel like a mean parent...only worse.

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I'd go for this in a heartbeat. Who isn't a sucker for that sweet chalky Tums goodness?

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You might have no idea what it is, but all anything can ever be is exactly what it is. This makes sense, right?

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...and if you're not careful, they'll tackle you right through the wall.

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I'll always appreciate tech conglomerate-adjacent puns.

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Honestly, even the tail end of the 30s gets kind of sketchy.

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But where does this leave the letter O?

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Have you ever actually tried to follow a strict calorie count? It's insane, I tell you.

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They call this false autumn. Summer isn't done yet.

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So long as you get around to taking decisive action eventually, it's all good.

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I'm detecting a bit of a caffeine theme here. I guess vets aren't that different from the rest of us.

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It's subtle, but you can usually figure out if your house is haunted.

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When I can afford a maid to clean up once a month, I'll know I've made it in life.

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Someday, these jokes will be obsolete — either because of technology or because daylight savings will no longer exist.

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This is kind of a weird tangent, but I'm here for it.

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I'm starting to wonder if the vet who does these signs is Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

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People need to start normalizing the concept of being whelmed.

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You know what gets me through November? The knowledge that someday, it won't be November anymore.

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Waking up in bed with no recollection of the last few hours is a much better experience as a kid than as an adult.

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I guess this can be the new catchphrase for Thanksgiving.

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Okay guys, I think that's enough Thanksgiving wordplay for one year.

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These are the questions that keep me up at night.

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Cindy Lou was a little insufferable for my liking, but point taken.

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If my resolution every year was "gain weight," I'd be absolutely killing it.

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Not to be an old man yelling at the clouds or anything, but things were a lot cheaper in my day. And by 'my day,' I mean 2019.