One BC man is in a real sticky situation. He was banned from having glue outside his home after he glued himself to a Royal Bank of Canada door as part of a protest.
If he wants to use glue outside of his home, he must get permission from his probation officer. We’ve heard about guns being banned and travel restrictions, but never glue!
Well, isn't this just ironic?! The one who needed to eat a Snickers bar was the woman in the sumo suit (??). She clearly wasn't herself.
Admit it: you laughed when you saw this. How could you not?! It's a drunk woman (likely from rum) saying one of Disney's most famous lines while pulling the ultimate heist. We have a feeling Jack would be proud.
This one is so confusing, it almost reads like it's two news stories. When we're mad about slow internet, we call the internet company. We don't throw a cat out the window and punch a woman in one fell swoop!
In the viral commercial dubbed “tone-deaf,” the model stopped a bad protest by handing a police officer a Pepsi can. Oh, if only it were that easy.
This next strange story is also about a protest. Although, instead of a can of soda, a man used glue.
January 27 was pretty standard as far as protests go. Climate activists from the Extinction Rebellion-affiliated protested on the Trans Canada Highway near Nanaimo, BC.
The climate activist glued himself to a bank door. "I am not sure if the protestors gluing themselves to the door at the bank is unique or not,” the judge said in the court documents.
Since the judge factored in Victor’s concern for climate change and his “highly productive and model citizenship," as a pharmacist for 34 years, he was granted a conditional discharge.
He isn’t allowed to go to the Royal Bank of Canada, which is located in the town of Nanaimo, BC, Canada.
So long, arts and crafts projects! Another exception is if it is "glue, adhesive, fixative or resin which normally would be used by or with children.”
Once the story went viral online, many jokes were made.
"Hmmm can we get a similar ruling involving 1) Tiki Torches 2) Transport Truck?" another joked. One even suggested that they left Victor on the door, especially in January.
H/T: Global
