People Are Paying $100 To Get 'Marital Advice' From Kody Brown

Taylor Sakellis
kody brown and his three current wives
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While I'm no expert at marriage, even I know better to ask someone as controversial as KODY BROWN for marriage advice. Yep, someone really dished out $100 USD to get a Cameo from the Sister Wives star and had the audacity to ask him for advice.

I'm sorry but, unless you're looking for curly hair tips, I doubt Kody would be able to help you with much.

It's no secret that inflation is causing the value of a dollar to decrease drastically.

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In a time when most of us are pinching pennies and making every purchase count, I CAN NOT IMAGINE using my hard-earned money on a Cameo from Kody Brown.

Furthermore, I can't imagine using it on a Cameo from Kody Brown and asking for marriage advice.

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Kody, the man who is constantly bickering with 2 of his 3 wives after losing the 4th?

Kody, the man who is consistently breaking the hearts of his children?

Kody, the man who makes it very obvious he is dedicated to only one of his three wives?

Yes — that Kody!

In a previously purchased Cameo that has recently gone viral, Kody is speaking to the man who paid $100 for his advice.

"Michael tells me that he’s afraid to lose you," Kody said in the Cameo. "It seems Michael is in some sort of dog house with his wife.

"He wants you back and he says he’s no longer going to traipse around anymore with those other Sister Wives."

kody brown filming a cameo
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"I guess that means he wants to commit only to you."

The reality star ended the 30-second video by saying: "I hope you guys can get it worked out."

"Any self-respectable person would know this was a prank and refunded the $100," joked one user.

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Giphy | Saturday Night Live

"He has to do something to make money. Since all his wives/money makers are leaving him," echoed another.

"Because he’s the one to give marital advice," pointed out a different user.

My favorite comment? "If someone sent me a Cameo from Kody, I would run as far away from them as possible. Lol."

The internet can be a scary and sad place, but in moments like these, I'm glad we can all come together to roast Mr. Brown.

kody brown recording a cameo
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Don't forget that the new season of TLC's hit Sister Wives airs on Sunday, September 11.