If you're thinking to yourself "everything I've learned about Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox has been against my will" trust me — you're not alone.
Transformers star Megan Fox and her musician fiancé Machine Gun Kelly truly have given fans no time to rest since they announced their relationship back in 2020.
Now, the pair's oversharing trend is continuing with Megan posting about the NSFW adjustment she made to a designer jumpsuit just so she could be intimate with MGK.
In the months following her divorce from Brian Austin Green, it's clear Megan has been living her best life and embracing her wild side.
And to be clear, we absolutely love that for her!
These two seem to have a competition going of who can say the clingier thing, and they're both winning.
Don't believe me? Well, let's take a look at some of their greatest hits.
While on the Ellen DeGeneres show, the rapper explained Megan's reasoning behind the rather gory gift.
"So she was going out to Bulgaria, so I was kind of freaking out, like, ‘You’re gonna leave and I can’t even come see you,'" he explained, noting he didn't have a passport at the time.
Well, that's sweet, I guess? Just kidding,
Not to be outdone, Megan has explained the pair's obsession with each other's blood and explained its use is for ritual purposes only. GOSH, MOM!
"It's just a few drops, but yes, we do consume each other's blood on occasion for ritual purposes only."
Sharing a photo dump of her recent trip to Las Vegas, Megan shared a screenshot of a text exchange between herself and her stylist.
Her stylist then replied "I hate you" with three laughing emojis before saying "I'll fix it."
Well, all I can say is this stylist deserves a pay raise RIGHT THIS SECOND!
